As a aged observant “ignorance is bliss” reminds us, there are some things in this universe that we would all be so most happier not meaningful about. Nuclear warfare? What’s that! Global warming? That’s not a thing! A Spider-scorpion hybrid? Wait… does that indeed exist?
The intensely hapless answer to that horrific doubt is yes, spider-scorpion variety are a genuine thing, and one bad bad male in Arizona had to find that out for himself when he found one nearby his house.
And this isn’t one of those cases where we hear “spider-scorpion hybrid” though it unequivocally only turns out to only be a rather scary-looking (but innocent) spider. No, this thing is honestly cousins to both a common spider and a dried scorpion… so good fitness sleeping tonight.